Entering Desolace, I suddenly wondered if I had remembered to pack any water. This definitely looks like one of those places the maps mark with the "Bring water!" annotation. It looked like there had been some serious trouble out here for travelers, so I made a note to keep on my guard.
Wow. Just wow. I wasn't prepared for what I saw as I crept around their settlement. Ponies! They had a half dozen ponies! I don't know exactly how this fit into their nefarious plans, but I did know that I coveted this one. Pony on fire. So pretty. I never did find out the secret to the ponies, because my fellow adventurers sent me a plea for help...
After finding my friends, I found they were onto the scent of an Elemental Lord, Ragnaros, who'd apparently been interfering with Azeroth, despite his slumber in the Elemental Plane. Most of his minions refused to give up any information, until we got to this one, Majordomo Executus. We barely gave him a spanking and he took us to his master's lair.
Funny how easy it was to come calling on Ragnaros, and to convince Majordomo to awaken him.
The fire lord was a truly impressive sight. Alas, he wasn't expecting us. For he'd been awakened too soon. We quickly defeated him, then left the mountain to spread the word of his demise. And thus, my travels alone on the road resumed.