Perhaps one of the scariest elements of holiday decorating is gaining insight into the strange sense of humor lurking beneath the jolly surface of some Christmas Tree Lane residents.
What, exactly, inspired the above homeowners to use masking tape to attach a lone red bulb to a scary white and black reindeer's nose? And at first glance, the holiday lights wrapped around the bridle looks like barbed wire in the daylight.
If I recall, the people with the melted snowman were also host to this gaudy plastic Precious Moments nativity scene.
It appears this household has decided Santa is best encased in a crippled helicopter, sans reindeer.
Look carefully at the above tree lot snowman. Pay special attention to the yellow snow next to the smirking house pet.
Is Santa, lost in the desert, following the North Star under the watchful eye of the Precious Moments angels?